Ila Recites the Rules

1. Nobody gets hurt.
2. Nobody fights.
3. Nobody doesn’t be mean to each other.
4. Nobody can drop nobody else’s pictures.
5. Nobody gets drained. [She looks at the drain in her bathtub.]
6. Nobody lies down [in the bath].
7. Nobody when you’re eating bubblegum swallows it.
8. Put on your seatbelt.
9. Nobody stays up all night.
10. First eat your dinner before you have candy.
11. Every one take a bath every single day. [She wants the towel.]

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  1. Best rules I have heard in a long time…

    Comment by Southways — July 31, 2007 @ 9:34 am

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