Paris in Pakistan
(Thanks, Linta!)
The crash-course in Islam is uniformly edifying, of course, as is this introductory bit of exchange in one of Paris Hilton’s closets:
Paris: That is my If-I-ever-go-to-India outfit.
Friend: Are you planning on going?
Paris: Yes… But don’t you have to, like, cover-up everything?.
Friend: You’re not allowed to show any of your hair.
Paris: Your hair?
Friend: It’s like a law.
Paris: Are you allowed to have blonde hair?
Friend: (Laughs)
Paris: If you travel there … you really have to do this?
Friend: I think so … or you’ll get shot or something.
